Tech Roast Coffee

The Tech Roast™ – because your morning standup deserves better fuel than yesterday’s cold brew from the office Keurig.

This 12oz bag of medium-dark roasted salvation drops with tasting notes of cocoa, toasted nut, and just a hint of existential dread. Full-bodied enough to handle your 47 Chrome tabs without crashing, yet smooth enough that even your product manager will approve.

100% single-origin South American beans – ethically sourced from regions with better uptime than your company’s cloud provider. Optimized for drip machines that still run Java 8, Moka pots held together by hope and electrical tape, or that ancient office percolator your CTO swears “adds character.”

Available in Whole Bean (for the grindset warriors who flex their $800 grinder) or Pre-Ground (for the realists who just want caffeine before the 9 AM incident postmortem).

Roasted fresh in the USA on equipment running actual stable diffusion – no overfitted batches here.

Deploy The Tech Roast™ today. Your terminal can wait. Your dopamine cannot.

.: Size: 12oz (340g)

.: Medium-dark roast

.: Toasted nut and cocoa tasting notes

.: Growing region: South America

.: Whole bean or ground options available

.: Roasted in the USA

.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness

.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines

.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada

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